Friday, March 18, 2016
operation save the rabbit
"Be very very quiet I am finding a Rabbit. It's very very hard to do, so be very very quiet." As the short slow Elmer Fudd crept in to the forest he had realized he had messed up. He then realized he was suppose to be hunting them not finding them. So he went down to the local ACME store and bought a gun. He never ever had used a gun so he practiced on the cashier. After shooting the cashier ten times in the head he felt confident and started after that rabbit. With a gun in his right hand and a lot of stolen cash in the other he went strolling down the lane. Now Elmer Fudd was a pretty easy going guy but if you made him mad he was going to go crazy. Has Short Slow Elmer walked on four cop cars started chasing him. Elmer got mad. "you stupid coppers get lost I'm try to hunt rabbits!" "Drop your weapon now" said the angry cop from the cop car. "oh I will Mr. Copper after I pump your head full of lead!" Elmer started shooting like crazy at the cops, killing just about all of them. Then out of the blue Bugs Bunny came up behind Elmer and stabbed him right in the neck. Elmer fell to the ground. "Whats up dead guy." said Bugs Bunny.
Thursday, March 10, 2016
mash potato farm simulator
When I was like five. I used to play with my mash potatoes all the time. I would take the spoon and flatten out the potatoes to make a field. Then take a knife and plow the creamy field of white. Once done plowing, I would fill the spoon up with thick dark gravy and dot the field with seed. Then after the field was done I would watch to see if any thing would grow. But as I was watching my mom would said eat your food. And I would say no this stuff is grouse get me some McDonald's. After going to McDonald's I would check my field and usually there would be little fuzz growing in it.
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