I am a wise man

I got the inside info for you. This is how to be a sophomore. Listen here, first you need your drivers licenses if you don't have one get one. Once you have your licenses then buy a limo. After getting a limo tell your friends about the limo. You will be the coolest kid in the school. You should drive the limo for at least a month. So you can get the hang of it. After a month of driving or when you feel that you can drive the limo with out have trouble doing so, you can do the next step of the plan. The next part may get difficult so listen closely. Send a invitation out to all your new sophomore classmates for a drive around town in your new limo. Since you guys are like flies and think bright shiny things are cool, everyone should come. Plan a day when you can take all your classmates with you, because this information wouldn't be useful if not founded all the way. Now after you planned all of this take you and your classmates on a road trip to nowhere and never come back.
 This is just a joke!  

when you wish upon a star

When I wish upon a star knowing happens. Is that what you are suppose to do? Or is Disney a dream crusher. I always thought Disney is full of crap. High priced food, dumb hotels, and a stupid cruise ship full of old people. They like seriously like spent $1.8 billion dollars for an old fart retirement home. Who does that! Second complaint why do they have Disney world and Disneyland. I meant to say why can't they call it Dump one and Dump two. Them places are full of bratty children and obese people. Also don't forget that people have died there. Who wants to ride a ride that people have died on. That is just morbid.      

dumb mistakes

Now this may have been the dumbest mistake in the world that I made. It was so bad that I was embarrassed for weeks maybe even months. It may sound like a comical joke but it wasn't it actually happened. If I told a soul everyone would laugh at me. I probably wouldn't be able to get a job. Just thinking about the incident gives me a chill. The incident was so bad probably not even believable. So I am not going to tell you, sorry. Its a secret. So I'll just tell you a silly mistake. Not the one I was going to tell. One time I was driving and pulled in to Walmart. Got out and went in to get some stuff. Came back out and I locked my keys in the car but thankfully I had a spare key in my pocket.    

treasure hunt

This is a map of Washburn. Population 50 dumb butt and 20 rednecks. First you will need to find the road 89. But be careful of slow moving vehicles and go as fast as you can right past the cops because they love when you do that. Once you have pasted the Community Foods slam on the brakes and turn right into the parking lot. After that you should have the whole town after you. Welcome to Washburn and enjoy your time. Now the treasure is in a hidden spot so listen closely. First you will need to speed around the town because you have angry people after you. So drive down Main Street. Once at the dead end is reached the treasure should be right there . Piece Of cake.