the missing purple pen

oh no Ms. Hudson was not a responsible adult and lost her pen. Good Golly Ms Molly what shall I every do. Well I know got to staples and get a new one. It is a pen for flip sake. I meant to say lets be kind loving students and find Ms Hudson's pen because that would be the niece thing to do. So I say lets go around the school saying oh purple little pen where are you. Are you OK little purple pen. Don't cry Timothy is going to find you it's OK. And The class can sing to Ms Hudson. Oh where Oh where has my purple pen gone. It ran away from me. With it's little clicker and cap oh where oh where can it be. That would be a site to see. So as I was on my treacherous advantage to find that little purple pen I stumbled upon a cabinet full of purple pens, there was so many in there. At least like six pen in this cabinet. It was like I found treasure but knowing that Ms Hudson's pen has her name on it. I just picked them all up and through them away.
    

5 people that influence you

Five is kind of a limit because there are a lot of people that can influence you and that can't. People around you influence you every day. So I'm going to say poo on the five limit system and talk about more than five people because there is a time to say something about society and that time is now. You can be influenced in two ways the good way or the bad way. And sometimes you have a choice to make to be around bad people or good. But some people are forced to the bad side because of other bad people so you can't make fun of the bad side all the time because won't that make you a bad person? There are a lot of bad people in the world but for every bad there is always a good. For every drug dealer there is a helping hand, for every prostitute there is a helping hand, for every liar there is a helping hand. But it is your choice to take the hand and to become a better person. And if you really want to be a good person and you can't there will be a hero in your life that will help you. You just have to look at the bright side of life for a change. You may say the world is a mess, garbage on the streets, garbage in the ocean, garbage everywhere. But do you know what, stop talking about it and make a change. If everyone was given a chance to go pick up a single piece of trash and I mean everyone this world wouldn't be so bad. But it is not my case to judge if you don't want to help out your community. Everyday people are asked to make a change but it is your decision if you want to. So am I influenced by people? yes. When I see someone doing an act of kindness, that is true awesomeness. Don't tread on the bad people because you could be one of them in the way you live your life. Just have to look at the bright side and live it. If you want to make a change then just do it.  

cupid is stupid

If I was approached by a flying naked midget. I would probably wonder if I was on drugs. Then him asking me in a happy voice of happiness to be cupid for the day. I would probably punish him in his face. Seeing this fly freak makes me not want to like Valentines Day. Actually who in there right mind would think a naked fly midget just says love all over. That person had to be on something that wasn't good. So would I be cupid for a day? Never in a million years. Not even for money! If I was forced to be cupid I would ruin peoples lives. I would make people fall in love with dogs and lamp poles. It would be funny and I would laugh hysterically.