Things that need to be changed

Now English class is good, you got reading stuff, grammar stuff, and stuff. But there is one thing that is wrong. This thing might sound dumb but to me this thing is annoying and should not be over looked. It is blogger. Now Blogger is OK but the rules for it are dumb. (Robot Voice) Each entry must be at least 100 words to get full credit. Each student must have left at least 20 comments. Each student must clamp there hand and spin in a circle. Bah Bah Bah. Each student must run a mile and then start blogging. Bah Bah Bah. More dumb rules that are not necessarily.
       This is why I hate doing blogs because of these rules, that say what you can do and what you can't do. Its like going to a museum, don't touch the glass, no flash photography, make sure you wash your hands. Don't walk on the grass.
      So if you had to change something it should be the blogger rules.

I am a wise man

I got the inside info for you. This is how to be a sophomore. Listen here, first you need your drivers licenses if you don't have one get one. Once you have your licenses then buy a limo. After getting a limo tell your friends about the limo. You will be the coolest kid in the school. You should drive the limo for at least a month. So you can get the hang of it. After a month of driving or when you feel that you can drive the limo with out have trouble doing so, you can do the next step of the plan. The next part may get difficult so listen closely. Send a invitation out to all your new sophomore classmates for a drive around town in your new limo. Since you guys are like flies and think bright shiny things are cool, everyone should come. Plan a day when you can take all your classmates with you, because this information wouldn't be useful if not founded all the way. Now after you planned all of this take you and your classmates on a road trip to nowhere and never come back.
 This is just a joke!  

when you wish upon a star

When I wish upon a star knowing happens. Is that what you are suppose to do? Or is Disney a dream crusher. I always thought Disney is full of crap. High priced food, dumb hotels, and a stupid cruise ship full of old people. They like seriously like spent $1.8 billion dollars for an old fart retirement home. Who does that! Second complaint why do they have Disney world and Disneyland. I meant to say why can't they call it Dump one and Dump two. Them places are full of bratty children and obese people. Also don't forget that people have died there. Who wants to ride a ride that people have died on. That is just morbid.      

dumb mistakes

Now this may have been the dumbest mistake in the world that I made. It was so bad that I was embarrassed for weeks maybe even months. It may sound like a comical joke but it wasn't it actually happened. If I told a soul everyone would laugh at me. I probably wouldn't be able to get a job. Just thinking about the incident gives me a chill. The incident was so bad probably not even believable. So I am not going to tell you, sorry. Its a secret. So I'll just tell you a silly mistake. Not the one I was going to tell. One time I was driving and pulled in to Walmart. Got out and went in to get some stuff. Came back out and I locked my keys in the car but thankfully I had a spare key in my pocket.    

treasure hunt

This is a map of Washburn. Population 50 dumb butt and 20 rednecks. First you will need to find the road 89. But be careful of slow moving vehicles and go as fast as you can right past the cops because they love when you do that. Once you have pasted the Community Foods slam on the brakes and turn right into the parking lot. After that you should have the whole town after you. Welcome to Washburn and enjoy your time. Now the treasure is in a hidden spot so listen closely. First you will need to speed around the town because you have angry people after you. So drive down Main Street. Once at the dead end is reached the treasure should be right there . Piece Of cake.

operation save the rabbit

"Be very very quiet I am finding a Rabbit. It's very very hard to do, so be very very quiet." As the short slow Elmer Fudd crept in to the forest he had realized he had messed up. He then realized he was suppose to be hunting them not finding them. So he went down to the local ACME store and bought a gun. He never ever had used a gun so he practiced on the cashier. After shooting the cashier ten times in the head he felt confident and started after that rabbit. With a gun in his right hand and a lot of stolen cash in the other he went strolling down the lane. Now Elmer Fudd was a pretty easy going guy but if you made him mad he was going to go crazy. Has Short Slow Elmer walked on four cop cars started chasing him. Elmer got mad. "you stupid coppers get lost I'm try to hunt rabbits!" "Drop your weapon now" said the angry cop from the cop car. "oh I will Mr. Copper after I pump your head full of lead!" Elmer started shooting like crazy at the cops, killing just about all of them. Then out of the blue Bugs Bunny came up behind Elmer and stabbed him right in the neck. Elmer fell to the ground. "Whats up dead guy." said Bugs Bunny.

mash potato farm simulator

When I was like five. I used to play with my mash potatoes all the time. I would take the spoon and flatten out the potatoes to make a field. Then take a knife and plow the creamy field of white. Once done plowing, I would fill the spoon up with thick dark gravy and dot the field with seed. Then after the field was done I would watch to see if any thing would grow. But as I was watching my mom would said eat your food. And I would say no this stuff is grouse get me some McDonald's. After going to McDonald's I would check my field and usually there would be little fuzz growing in it.