Week 10

If I took over the world first I would make the Chinese build a rocket. Then put all the stuck up people in it and shoot it at England. Then I would make them build a statue of me in New York. I would be so proud then I would go to NASA steal another rocket ship and go to the moon and play golf. Then push the big red button and watch the world explode into a million pieces. I would be like so so happy then play another game of golf. Also I would take a old car to the moon with me and drive it to the frozen side of the moon and freeze in to a ice cube so when aliens visit the moon they can see me frozen in time.

Being a size of an ant

They call me Tiny Tim and I am the size of an ant because that stupid Hudson made me tiny with that stupid srink ray. I am going to get back at her. My plan would be to run over to her desk climb up the side of it with tape and paperclips. After a day of climbing I would make a tent out of post it notes. Then start making a bridge to get to the printer. The next thing I would do is climb inside the printer and puncher the ink capsale. I would laugh then jump up and down saying i did something. that is the end of my story.

A science thing

You know how the the car starts. No you don't Know? Well I will tell you, the car is a complex machine of moving parts and gears and pulleys. There are many thing that happen when you turn the key on the car. First a gear is moved to a position of start then a electric curtain passes through a fuss that sticks a spark in a chamber below the gas tank. Then a small explosion goes off in the chamber because there is gas in it. The explosion is then forced at 6 or 4 cylinders depending on what car you have, the explosion makes them start moving. When they start moving the rest of the not used explosion gets kick out the back of the car through the exhaust pipe. That's why you see smoke come out the back of you car when you start it. Then the cylinders start moving faster, so more gas is pushed though the engine that jump starts the pressure build up that cause your car to rev up a little bit before you even touch the gas pedal. Then the battery switches the dashboard lights on and also turns on any other machine, like the air conditioner or radio. The car then tells you to put you foot on the brake so you can put the car in gear. This process is done by a little lighted up symbol on the dashboard. After that the car basically is started and is ready to be driven.      

scary scary

When I was a small Timothy I had a scary thing happen to me it was not good thing either. I was at home and I had fallen asleep but then woke up to something rattling so I when upstairs to see in my room what the heck it was. It turned out to be that my old record player was on so I opened the small door to turn it off but then I realized that there was no record. I usually leave the record on the turn table because I am lazy and can't put it away but there was no record, then the record player turned off automatically and I thought what the heck. So I went back down stairs and sat down on the coach to fall back asleep but then I hear a click of a switch and a record start playing but at a slow speed. Now my record player can play at a slow speed but it just moans the record and make really crappy noises. So This time I ran back up stairs and saw the record player was on but no record on the turn table. So how was it making noise. Then I saw a bright light come from of old 1950's TV. The TV scene was like car lights coming head on at you. Then the sound of the record player screamed a ear popping noise and the TV flickered on off like a crazed maniac. The record player then screamed a word like hell and the TV's scene burst shooting like pieces of glass everywhere. I blacked out and fell over. I then woke up looking around my room on the floor. I saw the TV and nothing was broken on it, no glass anywhere and there was a record on the turn table. I said to myself must of be a nightmare. Then I walked into the bathroom and I saw on my face what looked to be little spots of blood so I looked closer and there were tiny piece of glass here and there on my face. I just about crapped myself when I saw that. Was it a nightmare or did it really happen I don't know?