jig saw

i was running from this crazy person his name was Jason. He had just slowly killed the teacher and the superintendent. It didn't look good for the teacher because he had hung her from some barb wire and was struggling for air hanging above the 3rd graders that were scared out of there little nose picking minds. The Superintendent was also struggling because he was strapped to the front of the school bus slowly getting compressed to the side of the build. It did end well because the school bus hit the building at 90 miles per hour. I was scared and hide on the roof of the building. Then I watched Jason turn his head in a complete 360 and then crawled up the side of the building and said you are next.

fictional world Titanic

I would like to be in the movie Titanic and just be a troll or spoiler. Like at the end went Rose is saying don't let go Jack. I would be the jerk in a row boat to say hay need help and then say help yourself and run over Jack with my boat. Also in Titanic I would what to see all the beautiful rooms and Architecture in the massive cruise liner. But mostly to be a butt like in the scene where they are in the car making love. I would so come up a say get a room or something like that. Also when he is painting Rose. I would say you missed all the pimples on her face. Then when they are about to hit the ice berg I would be running up and down the decks singing it's the end of the world as we now it. Everyone would think I am crazy and then say the jokes on you as the boat smashes into the ice berg. Then when the ship is sinking and everyone is screaming, I would be in my little row boat playing some happy music that is in sink with the people jumping in and killing themselves. like 12th street rag the happiest song to playing when a boat is sinking. I am a troll and I now it.

urban legend

   There was an old lady that lived on Young street. She thought she was crazy so she named her dog sane. Her husband was mad and his boss was nice but he was fired for being nice because his boss was mad. Then her sisters sons baby doll screamed and the lady heard it from the other room beside the heater that was pack in heat. That scared the old lady so she ran in to the closet and discovered the end, but the wardrobe started the beginning. She had saw the light and looked away, said goodbye to her husband and the end. She was a scared old lady and didn't know why but then woke up and thought she had died. So she screamed again and again and sane came up and gave her a bottle and this is the end. Or is it. That is a story and I don't know why, ask me again and I will tell you a lie.

   This story is about a crazy lady that created irony. She wrote the story before developing a brain disease that slowly killed her. Her husband was actually always mad because of her screaming about her disease. In the story the old lady runs into the closet scared. Why? Because the dog sane got rabies and killed the old ladies grandson right in front of her eyes. Then the old ladies husband killed the dog with a gun that was kept in an old heater in the house. So why did sane give a bottle to the old lady? Because the dog had bitten her too. The screaming doll was actually the grandson and the wardrobe was actually a coffin that the old lady was buried in. This story is sad and funny too, because it is made up and nothing is true.

brag about myself

I like to sing in a store because I am singing and being awesome. I like to brag because I am a bragger. I am so cool at stuff like that. I can make stuff in my shop. I have made puzzle boxes, phone speakers, and oven grippers. my shop is amazing and so cool. I have been saying up alot of money and I got myself a drill press. It is a great machine and is slowing making money for me. I like my shop and I don't know why read Urban legends they will tell you just lies. I am awesome and like to talk and brag about me and that is why I brag.