2015

525,600 minutes and half of that was wasted. Do you know why? Well I will tell you, First you spend over 300,000 of those minutes at school, What a waste! Then 600 minutes are spend going to the Bathroom. Then another 100,000 minutes commuting from point a to point B. Don't forget about sleeping

Who stole snow

Breaking News snow is not coming this year. Mommy is that true, is snow gone? No little Jimmy someone stole it. Who stole it Mommy? Well I will tell you. Along time ago before you were even born I married your Dad and we were happy until we had you Jimmy. Then life got harder, your Dad thought you were ugly and he wanted a divorce. So I got stuck with you and I knew you liked snow so much that I had to get rid of it. So I hired someone to steal it. Mommy why would you do such a thing! Well little Jimmy I don't like you. Mommy you are a monster and I don't love you anymore. I want to run away. Go ahead Jimmy suitcase is by the door. Then Jimmy walked over to the door and opened it to leave and he stopped. He saw something so beautiful it was snow. He turned around and said mommy there is snow and his mom said darn he was almost out the door too.

No gravity

If gravity was turned off it would be bad because the economy would go down the toilet. No need for transportation or gas stations because you could just float right over to the locate Walmart. It would also be bad because people would get lazier. No need for exercise no need to walk up the stairs because you can just float right up there.  Also imagine the ocean all that water would be floating around. The world would come to a end. It would be like to movie 2012.

turkey day

My mother makes the best Thanksgiving dinner ever. She decorates the table with a big harvest orange table cloth and my grandma's fine china and cutliry. The room is filled with the smell of turkey, stuffing and homemade cheesy mash potatoes. My favorite food that my mama makes is pineapple carrot, they are so good. But the thing I don't like is my sisters greenbean casserole. Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful about something and this year I am thankful for my family my teacher except hudson and a beautiful day. What are you thankful for this year?

12 week

I think this is a very hard question. It's not that I don't appreciate anyone but that it is hard to when you start appreciatating someone and then they do something dumb like Boston or Jason or anyone else in this place you call a school. They start being nice and then they mess it all up by being a stupid dummy. So do I appreciate anyone no not really except my parents.

the door in the wall

I was digging around in my closet trying to find my money stash but I found something else. it was a boarded up crawl space. Since I was curious I pulled back the old board and crawl inside. When I was crawling it was getting darker and darker so I wipped out my phone and turned on the flashlight. I saw something I did not want to see. It was a dried up decaying body of a person. I just about crapped myself. Then the skin of the body started  to move and then a fat hairy red eyed rat crawled out the mouth of the body. I then wake up, it was all a dream. A bad dream.

Week 10

If I took over the world first I would make the Chinese build a rocket. Then put all the stuck up people in it and shoot it at England. Then I would make them build a statue of me in New York. I would be so proud then I would go to NASA steal another rocket ship and go to the moon and play golf. Then push the big red button and watch the world explode into a million pieces. I would be like so so happy then play another game of golf. Also I would take a old car to the moon with me and drive it to the frozen side of the moon and freeze in to a ice cube so when aliens visit the moon they can see me frozen in time.

Being a size of an ant

They call me Tiny Tim and I am the size of an ant because that stupid Hudson made me tiny with that stupid srink ray. I am going to get back at her. My plan would be to run over to her desk climb up the side of it with tape and paperclips. After a day of climbing I would make a tent out of post it notes. Then start making a bridge to get to the printer. The next thing I would do is climb inside the printer and puncher the ink capsale. I would laugh then jump up and down saying i did something. that is the end of my story.

A science thing

You know how the the car starts. No you don't Know? Well I will tell you, the car is a complex machine of moving parts and gears and pulleys. There are many thing that happen when you turn the key on the car. First a gear is moved to a position of start then a electric curtain passes through a fuss that sticks a spark in a chamber below the gas tank. Then a small explosion goes off in the chamber because there is gas in it. The explosion is then forced at 6 or 4 cylinders depending on what car you have, the explosion makes them start moving. When they start moving the rest of the not used explosion gets kick out the back of the car through the exhaust pipe. That's why you see smoke come out the back of you car when you start it. Then the cylinders start moving faster, so more gas is pushed though the engine that jump starts the pressure build up that cause your car to rev up a little bit before you even touch the gas pedal. Then the battery switches the dashboard lights on and also turns on any other machine, like the air conditioner or radio. The car then tells you to put you foot on the brake so you can put the car in gear. This process is done by a little lighted up symbol on the dashboard. After that the car basically is started and is ready to be driven.      

scary scary

When I was a small Timothy I had a scary thing happen to me it was not good thing either. I was at home and I had fallen asleep but then woke up to something rattling so I when upstairs to see in my room what the heck it was. It turned out to be that my old record player was on so I opened the small door to turn it off but then I realized that there was no record. I usually leave the record on the turn table because I am lazy and can't put it away but there was no record, then the record player turned off automatically and I thought what the heck. So I went back down stairs and sat down on the coach to fall back asleep but then I hear a click of a switch and a record start playing but at a slow speed. Now my record player can play at a slow speed but it just moans the record and make really crappy noises. So This time I ran back up stairs and saw the record player was on but no record on the turn table. So how was it making noise. Then I saw a bright light come from of old 1950's TV. The TV scene was like car lights coming head on at you. Then the sound of the record player screamed a ear popping noise and the TV flickered on off like a crazed maniac. The record player then screamed a word like hell and the TV's scene burst shooting like pieces of glass everywhere. I blacked out and fell over. I then woke up looking around my room on the floor. I saw the TV and nothing was broken on it, no glass anywhere and there was a record on the turn table. I said to myself must of be a nightmare. Then I walked into the bathroom and I saw on my face what looked to be little spots of blood so I looked closer and there were tiny piece of glass here and there on my face. I just about crapped myself when I saw that. Was it a nightmare or did it really happen I don't know?

jig saw

i was running from this crazy person his name was Jason. He had just slowly killed the teacher and the superintendent. It didn't look good for the teacher because he had hung her from some barb wire and was struggling for air hanging above the 3rd graders that were scared out of there little nose picking minds. The Superintendent was also struggling because he was strapped to the front of the school bus slowly getting compressed to the side of the build. It did end well because the school bus hit the building at 90 miles per hour. I was scared and hide on the roof of the building. Then I watched Jason turn his head in a complete 360 and then crawled up the side of the building and said you are next.

fictional world Titanic

I would like to be in the movie Titanic and just be a troll or spoiler. Like at the end went Rose is saying don't let go Jack. I would be the jerk in a row boat to say hay need help and then say help yourself and run over Jack with my boat. Also in Titanic I would what to see all the beautiful rooms and Architecture in the massive cruise liner. But mostly to be a butt like in the scene where they are in the car making love. I would so come up a say get a room or something like that. Also when he is painting Rose. I would say you missed all the pimples on her face. Then when they are about to hit the ice berg I would be running up and down the decks singing it's the end of the world as we now it. Everyone would think I am crazy and then say the jokes on you as the boat smashes into the ice berg. Then when the ship is sinking and everyone is screaming, I would be in my little row boat playing some happy music that is in sink with the people jumping in and killing themselves. like 12th street rag the happiest song to playing when a boat is sinking. I am a troll and I now it.

urban legend

   There was an old lady that lived on Young street. She thought she was crazy so she named her dog sane. Her husband was mad and his boss was nice but he was fired for being nice because his boss was mad. Then her sisters sons baby doll screamed and the lady heard it from the other room beside the heater that was pack in heat. That scared the old lady so she ran in to the closet and discovered the end, but the wardrobe started the beginning. She had saw the light and looked away, said goodbye to her husband and the end. She was a scared old lady and didn't know why but then woke up and thought she had died. So she screamed again and again and sane came up and gave her a bottle and this is the end. Or is it. That is a story and I don't know why, ask me again and I will tell you a lie.

   This story is about a crazy lady that created irony. She wrote the story before developing a brain disease that slowly killed her. Her husband was actually always mad because of her screaming about her disease. In the story the old lady runs into the closet scared. Why? Because the dog sane got rabies and killed the old ladies grandson right in front of her eyes. Then the old ladies husband killed the dog with a gun that was kept in an old heater in the house. So why did sane give a bottle to the old lady? Because the dog had bitten her too. The screaming doll was actually the grandson and the wardrobe was actually a coffin that the old lady was buried in. This story is sad and funny too, because it is made up and nothing is true.

brag about myself

I like to sing in a store because I am singing and being awesome. I like to brag because I am a bragger. I am so cool at stuff like that. I can make stuff in my shop. I have made puzzle boxes, phone speakers, and oven grippers. my shop is amazing and so cool. I have been saying up alot of money and I got myself a drill press. It is a great machine and is slowing making money for me. I like my shop and I don't know why read Urban legends they will tell you just lies. I am awesome and like to talk and brag about me and that is why I brag.

the beginning of school

The beginning of school is OK, I have had a boring day in class sitting around listening to these teachers talk about school and how freaking great it is going to be this year. I hate the classes that I ended up with. First off Mr. Zulz says you can pick your classes. That is a bunch of bull, because I ended up picking non of my classes that really ticked me off. I wanted to go to Metamora but that boat sailed away and is not coming back. I didn't want to be in Spanish but guess what is first hour, Stupid Spanish. So that lovely saying you can pick you classes Timothy is not true, not real and a big freaking lie. So how is school going, just peachy.