I am a wise man

I got the inside info for you. This is how to be a sophomore. Listen here, first you need your drivers licenses if you don't have one get one. Once you have your licenses then buy a limo. After getting a limo tell your friends about the limo. You will be the coolest kid in the school. You should drive the limo for at least a month. So you can get the hang of it. After a month of driving or when you feel that you can drive the limo with out have trouble doing so, you can do the next step of the plan. The next part may get difficult so listen closely. Send a invitation out to all your new sophomore classmates for a drive around town in your new limo. Since you guys are like flies and think bright shiny things are cool, everyone should come. Plan a day when you can take all your classmates with you, because this information wouldn't be useful if not founded all the way. Now after you planned all of this take you and your classmates on a road trip to nowhere and never come back.
 This is just a joke!