Friday, February 5, 2016

cupid is stupid

If I was approached by a flying naked midget. I would probably wonder if I was on drugs. Then him asking me in a happy voice of happiness to be cupid for the day. I would probably punish him in his face. Seeing this fly freak makes me not want to like Valentines Day. Actually who in there right mind would think a naked fly midget just says love all over. That person had to be on something that wasn't good. So would I be cupid for a day? Never in a million years. Not even for money! If I was forced to be cupid I would ruin peoples lives. I would make people fall in love with dogs and lamp poles. It would be funny and I would laugh hysterically.
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5 comments:

  1. BostonTheGreat6February 22, 2016 at 2:48 PM

    You owe Cupid three compliments.

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  2. a_disney_villianMarch 4, 2016 at 7:09 PM

    is it hard to be sarcastic at everything all the time?! i feel like you could believe in something.....you just judge really quickly.

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  3. Evan Michael JohnsonMarch 4, 2016 at 11:12 PM

    The introduction to this blog is enough to make me stick around and read all of your blogs. And I wouldn't enjoy being Cupid either.

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  4. UnknownMarch 5, 2016 at 1:06 AM

    Wow that is pretty dark.

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  5. UnknownMarch 5, 2016 at 1:06 AM

    Wow that is pretty dark.

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