There was an old lady that lived on Young street. She thought she was crazy so she named her dog sane. Her husband was mad and his boss was nice but he was fired for being nice because his boss was mad. Then her sisters sons baby doll screamed and the lady heard it from the other room beside the heater that was pack in heat. That scared the old lady so she ran in to the closet and discovered the end, but the wardrobe started the beginning. She had saw the light and looked away, said goodbye to her husband and the end. She was a scared old lady and didn't know why but then woke up and thought she had died. So she screamed again and again and sane came up and gave her a bottle and this is the end. Or is it. That is a story and I don't know why, ask me again and I will tell you a lie.
This story is about a crazy lady that created irony. She wrote the story before developing a brain disease that slowly killed her. Her husband was actually always mad because of her screaming about her disease. In the story the old lady runs into the closet scared. Why? Because the dog sane got rabies and killed the old ladies grandson right in front of her eyes. Then the old ladies husband killed the dog with a gun that was kept in an old heater in the house. So why did sane give a bottle to the old lady? Because the dog had bitten her too. The screaming doll was actually the grandson and the wardrobe was actually a coffin that the old lady was buried in. This story is sad and funny too, because it is made up and nothing is true.
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