fictional world Titanic

I would like to be in the movie Titanic and just be a troll or spoiler. Like at the end went Rose is saying don't let go Jack. I would be the jerk in a row boat to say hay need help and then say help yourself and run over Jack with my boat. Also in Titanic I would what to see all the beautiful rooms and Architecture in the massive cruise liner. But mostly to be a butt like in the scene where they are in the car making love. I would so come up a say get a room or something like that. Also when he is painting Rose. I would say you missed all the pimples on her face. Then when they are about to hit the ice berg I would be running up and down the decks singing it's the end of the world as we now it. Everyone would think I am crazy and then say the jokes on you as the boat smashes into the ice berg. Then when the ship is sinking and everyone is screaming, I would be in my little row boat playing some happy music that is in sink with the people jumping in and killing themselves. like 12th street rag the happiest song to playing when a boat is sinking. I am a troll and I now it.